Vanilla + Chocolate = love

jadedgalvanizer:

timelordsatan:

ambular-d:

pumpkinlessidjit:

i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid

and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth

and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love

“no”

ANABIEL

LOOK IT UP

IM SCREECHING LOOK LOOK AT THE ART LOOK HOW PRETTY IT IS OH MY GOSH <33333333333

Wassup, sis? :3

Wed, 22 May 2013 17:10:19 -0400

nooothin’ much, just here bored as always -o- and you? :p

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Wed, 22 May 2013 16:17:09 -0400

thefrogman: Reading Allie Brosh’s latest post about depression...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:58:21 -0400

thefrogman:

Reading Allie Brosh’s latest post about depression was extremely difficult for me. While it was amazing and truthful and beautifully done, I found my mouse pointer hovering to close the tab. I read the whole thing, but there were many times I just wanted to click the button and go look at kittens on the internet.

Her recent experience with depression very closely mirrors how I was many years ago. Before this blog. Before I knew I had a way to reach people and entertain them. My emotions stopped working. I found it impossible to care about anything. Especially myself. I would interact with people who expected me to be “funny comedy guy!” and at that point in time I thought that part of me was dead. But I didn’t want to disappoint anyone. So I tried very hard to pretend to be “funny comedy guy!” which resulted in some of the most horrific attempts at humor ever known to this earth.

I put on the faces I thought people wanted to see.

But I’ve worked hard to get my emotional self back. My journey through depression is further along than Allie’s. But being reminded of that time brought me to tears several times. In the end, I’m glad I didn’t close the tab. Reading her story helped remind me how far I’ve come. It reminded me how glad I am that I stuck around.

Hyperbole and a Half by Allie Brosh [website | facebook | store]

someactorkid: nerdycouture: lukethreepwood: littleradge: cel...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:20:06 -0400

someactorkid:

nerdycouture:

lukethreepwood:

littleradge:

celestialcow:

xcryinglighting:

Yes, I play videogames :)<3

Yes, I drink coke. :) <3

Yah i play vidya gaem 2

Yes, I own a coffee table :)<3

Yes, I use paper towels :)<3

Yes, I use lamps :) <3

sissylivia: girlcocksecret: Anybody? Please do!

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:16:30 -0400

sissylivia:

girlcocksecret:

Anybody?

Please do!

pertlattimers: my next door neighbours have been blasting the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:14:02 -0400

pertlattimers:

my next door neighbours have been blasting the same shitty album 3 times in a row all morning and afternoon so I may have just rammed my laptop volume up to full, opened the back door and played this to the whole street (they turned their stereo off)

thefrogman: Feels good, man.

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:12:54 -0400

thefrogman:

Feels good, man.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 13:08:37 -0400

iamonlydorb: sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:34:52 -0400

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

sushes: my english gets worse the better i know you because...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:33:59 -0400

sushes:

my english gets worse the better i know you because english is effort. ~~ok i will draw something proper now…~~

stanley-darsh: i want to: wear and have your clothes couple cosplay with you go to the beach with...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:33:00 -0400

stanley-darsh:

i want to:

wear and have your clothes

couple cosplay with you

go to the beach with you

cuddle with you

give you little kissies

hug you

have lil date nights and days with you

have ice cream together UuU

boygrimlark: scout-ebubbles: docot: freddybenson: leovaldezstyle: freddybenson: A B C the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:31:56 -0400

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:25:18 -0400

why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

jinn0uchi: dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today so we...

Wed, 22 May 2013 10:24:02 -0400

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

and we discover you can turn it inside out and

ITS HELLO KITTY I’M

HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

do-not-feed-the-drug-child: wellthatsathing: Real talk. This...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:28:00 -0400

do-not-feed-the-drug-child:

wellthatsathing:

Real talk.

This person summarizes at least 75% of how I feel about parents and their usage of Facebook to whore out their children.